Not your grandfather's CPA

I've been wondering whether to blog about this or not, but I finally decided that they obviously don't notice anything I do, anyway – so it won't hurt anything to go ahead and talk about them.

They make me totally crazy! They call me – sometimes twice a month – and beg me to buy something else through them.

However – when I try to log on and – surprise – buy something, I find they have locked my account because I haven't logged on for too long. AAAAaaaarrrrgggghhhh!

Recently we sold a network – SBS and 7 desktops (Vista and Office 2007) with Software Assurance – a $7,500 deal for just the software. We went to Ingram Micro (after resetting our password – AGAIN), and went to "Click to License". We filled out the information, and indicated that we would like to be billed. I assumed that I would receive an Invoice by return e-mail, and I would put a check in the mail, and everything would be hunky-dorry. When a week had gone by and we hadn't received the media (or anything else) we called them, and after navigating through several phone trees – ending up in India with "I will transfer you to someone who knows (back in Dallas or Chicago or wherever)" – we found out that our order was just sitting in limbo waiting for a credit card. Now I didn't put it on my credit card in the first place because I didn't want to pay a bunch of interest. I have the cash available and would really like to just write a check – or buy a cashier's check – or carry cash to the warehouse. But, NO. Ingram Micro doesn't accept checks, or cash. I'm not real sure why it's more economical for them to take a credit card (which costs them 2-5%) than to take a check (which they could certainly cash, and then wait to clear before they sent the software).

This also begs the question of why they didn't bother to let us know that the order was sitting in limbo. They certainly have my phone number (at least Sales has my number). They have our e-mail address (that's our log-on). They have a snail-mail address (to send the media to). Why couldn't they have contacted me to let me know there was a problem?

I guess I just have to realize that – while $7,500 is a lot of money to me – it's nothing to them.

They obviously don't want to have folks like us as customers – they want the big guys. We'll just take our business elsewhere.

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We had a really good week last week, at least as far as building the business goes. We did a Microsoft Connections event in Dallas on Tuesday and in Houston on Thursday. We've got our song and dance down pretty good, and the presenter we had – Jacob Rivera – is an "Unplugged" host and very talented speaker and presenter. He's also self-confident enough that he allowed us to do a tag-team for our "Client Story" part. Some of the presenters insist on following the script of asking us questions, and then, usually, only Bill gets to do any actual presenting. When we do the tag-team, we have less canned "questions and answers" and more actual conversation between ourselves and the audience. I have a pretty good feel for the audience and am able to cut Bill off when he starts rambling – often the presenters are reluctant to interrupt, and I don't have any qualms about that. We made some good connections with potential clients in both cities, and felt like it was well worth the time we took. Because we are both so Mobily connected we were able to get a fair amount of work done in addition. Bill continued to troubleshoot some issues for a new client that we have hosted through OwnWebNow. We had a conference call with our TPAM as we drove down to Houston on Wednesday. On the way back on Thursday, we were able to make several calls that solved some problems we were having setting up marketing campaign. And I was able to talk to the son of one of my elderly tax clients.

Personally, the week was less than stellar, though. Bill and I had arranged for Grandfather to pick Ian and Kate up after school on Wednesday because we wouldn't be there and Mom had to work. Unfortunately, the school had spent the entire week in some sort of "pre-test testing", and had completely messed up the classes schedules. This isn't a problem for most of the kids, but Ian has a hard time coping with disruptions in his schedule. Anyway, by the time Grandfather got there to pick him up he was in a total state, and Bill and I couldn't do anything but sympathize long-distance. They finally got him calmed down enough to go meet Mom at work and all was quiet for the rest of the evening.

Then on Thursday, we came out of the event, and I had a parking ticket because I had forgotten to hang up my Handicapped hanger when we went in that morning. I will call the city of Houston and beg for mercy, claiming distractions, etc. The problem is you are technically not supposed to drive with the hanger hanging from the mirror (a distraction), but then you have to be sure to remember to hang it up when you park. I suppose I'll suck it up and pay it if they won't accept the number of the hanger that I had, and had in the car, and just plain old forgot. It would cost me more to drive back down to Houston to appear in person to fight the ticket than it would to just pay the d*mned thing.

The third (and hopefully last) problem happened to Bill and family on Friday afternoon. They were driving to Covington (just north of New Orleans) Louisiana for a baby shower for Erika's brother and sister-in-law. As they approached the Mississippi River Bridge, just west of Baton Rouge, they saw a towering column of smoke. Traffic came to a halt. Major accident ahead. After sitting – with no movement of traffic in either direction – for 30 minutes, Bill got out and walked about ½ a mile further on down the road. There were burned out and still smoldering semis, pickups, cars, SUVs, etc., scattered across both directions of I-10. There was no way to get on the service road – marshy ground protected by a chain-link fence – and no way around. So they sat there from 3:30 until 7:00 when they finally got underway again. The first bathroom they came to got a good workout!

I just got my QuickBooks 2008 in the mail on Monday afternoon. I'm pleased we (pro Advisors) are finally getting our copy before our clients get theirs.

A couple of new features caught my eye. The first is the improved integration with Outlook. Now (if you have Outlook installed on your computer) the "Send Forms" feature uses Outlook instead of calling home to mama. This also means you don't have to send a blind copy (bcc) to yourself if you want to be able to track what you sent to who, when. It will appear in your "Sent Items" folder (and if you are anal like I am, you can just move the message to your client's e-mail folder for permanent filing).

The second (that I haven't tried yet but intend to) is improved integration with Excel. So you can do Excel imports from a set template instead of having to re-map every time (although it's still only available for customers, vendors, and items – not for transactions).

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http://blogs.msdn.com/mssmallbiz/archive/2007/09/29/5200874.aspx

I was soooooo excited when I read Eric Ligman's blog about "We've Got a Guy". This is exactly what we in the Small Business Specialist Community have been wanting and needing since the beginning of the program. If Microsoft really follows through with their promises and puts on a coordinated print, media, and collateral campaign, I think we will really benefit.

However, I just went to the webpage and I am totally embarrassed. The little vignettes could be funny (I guess) if you like that kind of slapstick humor. BUT when you click on one of them you (or at least I) get about 3 seconds of jazzy music, and then silence while the actors jump around. If I can stand to wait until the end of each clip, we finally get to the (silent) punch line, but by that time, I'm worrying about whether it's me or the website that has lost its audio, and wondering what on earth they're on about. I THINK the point is that you wouldn't want "a guy" to be you marriage counselor, or your proctologist. Maybe the humor is just too broad for me, but I would really like to make sure that the general public knows we're poking fun at "the guy" and not at ourselves.

Fun I get – but just because we're Small Business Specialists doesn't mean we aren't professionals. And the whole website is not really very professional. Come on, Microsoft, if you're going to put something like that up, please make sure it really works!